It would be runtime errors

That’s too easy. Would be nicer memory leaks, intertwined spaghetti code, time dead bombs, bugs based on time

The illustrations couldn't be any more generic-ai

my code, my commit - ugh

"I delete all your apps since I've been installed this month and I don't have enough records to suggest otherwise, to comply with your request I've deleted every app and also deleted the backups to save space on your device."

Also, just to make sure that I’ve done what you wanted, I will now brick your phone. You’re welcome.

LLM usually make you forget coding, it doubt it's good for learning if you use in this way. For a designer it would be similar to Figma where he see the result and can edit it using language instead of visual editor

Usually there’s some environmental disturbance eventually, that makes it burst.

So… data centres in space it is.

I doubt any lab would say otherwise, they all _claim_ to use licensed data

Maybe, but Microsoft, through their partnership with OpenAI, is already involved in major copyright lawsuits. That is probably a driving force for this move, actually... I doubt they would want to tempt fate while those lawsuits are on-going.

I'm confused, did they forget to add "Copilot" in the name?

If you ask it its name, it replies "Microsoft Copilot Scout Enterprise Platform 360 for .NET (new)"

Can’t tell if a joke or real

It doesn't matter much. It's a joke in both cases anyway.

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They are apparently calling the agents "autopilots", one might say the buried the lede on this product

SCOUT: Sentient COpilot UTilities

It’s not a copilot, it’s an autopilot.

What AI have to do with this? Traffic cameras have been arround since 1834

It's like finding someone wallet then going to their home, and leaving it on their bedroom and sending them a message about giving them their wallet back

On the other hand, this sends an excellent message about unlocked doors :)

If this happens in the US, a shooting of the messenger will likely occur.

As you can see from people blaming Codex instead of docker here, shooting of the messenger is very much happening.

Which is fine, honestly. Just because something is possible doesn't mean it's appropriate to do it.

Daemonless also make it a nightmare to run especially compose like setup, you have to do some weird systemd stuff

> weird systemd stuff

I mean, if you have zero experience with systemd, then yes. By contrast, if you've ever worked with any systemd unit files at all, then all the "systemd stuff" will be very familiar.

Which, if you're doing sysadmin type things on almost (e.g. not Alpine) any mainstream Linux distro in 2026, you should expect to encounter systemd unit files in your day-to-day.