Not anonymous.

sending people to Mars

Not online.

I can securely communicate with people

Either not anonymous, or not verifiable.

Edward Snowden is able to send private documents

Not available to the general population.

I have computers on my wrist, pocket and dick

Eeuw.

Online voting is a complex problem, and goes counter to all other online systems we have. No other system guarantees strong anonymity, strong verification and strong access control at the same time.