Maybe you want to answer the question, why or when one should choose Common Lisp over Clojure. I have not enough knowledge about Clojure to answer that.
One man's "strawmen" are another man's real issues. If you disagree with someone on what the problems are, all he says would look like strawmen.
That doesn't warrant a "douchebag" stamp.
Plus I don't think the word "douchebag" or "douchey" os appropriate for a discussion among people that are not 17-year olds, 20-yo tops. There are far better adult swear words available if needs be.
This won't really do anything to bring people closer to Common Lisp.
This is a bad thing btw.